November 2008
12 posts
“I’m pleased with what I have done…but 25 times I’ve not eaten...”
– Les Stroud, Survivorman
Why they run for President →
Obama gets his first intel briefing this morning. So all that stuff about Area 51, plans for the New World Order and the secret passageway linking the executive residence to the Camelot Show Bar, HE NOW KNOWS.
More Mickey D's news! America really IS back
From Pravda:
The Moscow police have recently arrested two pedophiles, one of whom was known as ‘Big Mac.’ The perverts would lure their victims into a trap with the help of McDonald’s sandwiches.
The two men were hunting for boys aged from 7 to 14, picking presumably those from unhealthy families.
The healthy kids eat McNuggets, duh!
We used to call it "tickle torture"
Unruly children to be punished with ‘innovative’ foot massages - Telegraph
“Our best sellers continue to be our starter packs (male, female, hermaphrodite),...”
– A little context.
Those blacks...always becoming President!
“A single instance of unusual behaviour by a minority group may be enough for us to stereotype the whole group according to recent research published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin.” (MindHacks)
The age of audacity begins!
If a black man can win the presidency, surely a newly unemployed one-time member of the creative overclass can start a tumblr thing and update it every couple days.